We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.

Mark Twain

There are two ways of constructing a software design: one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

C.A.R. Hoare

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law

Looking for sympathy? It's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

Jo's uncle Wayne

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily as lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Woody Allen

Spaghetti può essere mangiato più successo se si inala come un aspirapolvere

“Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner”

Sophia Loren

Time flies like an arrow, but
fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx

If you are one in a million there are 7000 people just like you.

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My computer may be slow but it's hard to use.

Don Geddis

I love the smell of book ink in the morning.

Umberto Eco

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

Christopher Hitchens

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Groucho Marx

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.

Peter Drucker

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Mark Twain

Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable.

Fran Liebowitz

Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them.

Paul Hawken

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.

Eleanor Roosevelt

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

Peter Drucker

Audience member: “What do you think of the singer's execution?”
Coolidge: “I'm all for it.”

Calvin Coolidge

Have you ever heard more bullshit or drivel coming from somebody who is not even the president?

Film “Accidental Hero”

Love is illegal, but not hate. That you can do anywhere, anytime to anybody.

Film “Irma La Douce”

If only I had a little humility, I'd be perfect.

Ted Turner

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Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science.

Yann Martel, “Life of Pi”

A CEO's performance is as good as the performance of his middle managers.

Med Jones